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The Mirror Anomaly

Nevan Breder, Staff Writer November 25, 2024

“Captain, please report to the bridge,” Veyle, my science officer, said over the intercom, “It’s urgent.”  My eyes shot open. I had been trying to fall asleep for an hour, to no success....

Absolute Elsewhere - The Journey

Absolute Elsewhere – The Journey

Timothy Ramdhan, Staff Writer October 15, 2024

The wide-open space of Evan’s apartment now became a suffocating confinement of uncertainty. The abrupt emotional high Evan miraculously experienced became an ominous bewilderment, his ocular vision...

Absolute Elsewhere - The Journey

Absolute Elsewhere – The Journey

Timothy Ramdhan, Staff Writer October 7, 2024

It was another humid evening, the sweltering heat of Florida’s summer taking its course as Evan laid his head on a hard, wooden desk. There was a breathy sigh that could be heard amidst the roaring AC...

Absolute Elsewhere – The Question

Absolute Elsewhere – The Question

Timothy Ramdhan, Staff Writer October 1, 2024

The appointed time of every alien’s journey is never truly known. All that one can say is that Absolute Elsewhere calls to its inhabitants in a timeless manner.   Elsewhere’s distant echoes...

Absolute Elsewhere - The Question

Absolute Elsewhere – The Question

Timothy Ramdhan, Staff Writer September 24, 2024

The invisible interstellar voyage to Absolute Elsewhere is a perilous trip, full of sorrows and pain, but to the aliens it is a means to a greater end.   Those daring to venture into the unknown...

Absolute Elsewhere - The Question

Absolute Elsewhere – The Question

Timothy Ramdhan, Staff Writer September 17, 2024

It is impossible to traverse the vast expanse of stars and gaze upon Absolute Elsewhere through conventional means. No mortal eye can catch the subtle majesties of its depth, nor can any fleshly hand grasp...

Absolute Elsewhere - The Question

Absolute Elsewhere – The Question

Timothy Ramdhan, Staff Writer September 3, 2024

Can aliens sleep?    This question is wrong. Thus, the proper question is: Should aliens sleep? While they are able to close their eyes and dream like most, there is no resting. Aliens will...

Absolute Elsewhere - The Question

Absolute Elsewhere – The Question

Timothy Ramdhan, Staff Writer August 27, 2024

What does it mean to be an alien? Is it to stare at oneself in a dim mirror and see a little, green Martian staring back?   Maybe it’s the oddities of one’s behavior; uncanny, yet yearning...

Vintage Farm Takeover

Vintage Farm Takeover

Gladianis Bonilla, Staff Writer May 7, 2024

The College of Central Florida Vintage Farm Campus at 4020 SE Third Ave. has been captured by a group of rogue animals. The takeover occurred overnight, and the staff are struggling to regain control. The...

2024: The Year of Forgiveness - Student Written Poem

2024: The Year of Forgiveness – Student Written Poem

Yasmin Uddin, Staff Writer January 17, 2024

To not forgive is to run – you will be running your whole life. To forgive is the first gulp of water you consume after that lifelong sprint. To not forgive is sleep deprivation. To forgive is to finally...

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